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Okay, at
this point I need to mention that I'm not built like a
runner, and the following conversation I had with a friend
last year shows this (trust me, this is going somewhere):
Him: 'Dude, how was your weekend?"
Me: 'Cool. I went for a long run because I'm training for
my first half marathon.'
Him: (chuckles, slowly shakes head)
Me: 'What the hell's so damn funny?'
Him: 'No offense dude, but you don't look like the type of
guy who runs a half marathon.'
Me: 'Damn, you're right! Pass me that box of ding dongs,
wouldja?' |
